Blpsie
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Tell your squad what you’re up to. No typing. Just chaos.

Pick a starter, tap what happened, add a spice. Your squad sees Jonah K. just… tooted in the library.

  1. Pick a starter
    I just…I’m craving…I’m about to…
  2. Spice it up
    🤫 silently🌙 at 3am🐕 and blamed the dog
  3. Your squad hearts it Or hits 🙋 Same, because it happened to them too.

Meanwhile, in the squad…

Every bloop is a starter, an action and maybe a spice.

Jonah K. just… dropped a silent one and nobody noticed

9🙋 Same2h ago
🤫

Zoe T. just… got chased by a goose in front of a celebrity

12🙋 Same3h ago
🪿

Kai N. just… lost to a 9-year-old

7🙋 Same26m ago
👶

Ruby W. just… called the teacher mom in front of everyone

15🙋 Same5h ago
🍎

Leo M. is feeling… like a potato in study hall

4🙋 Same1h ago
🥔

Maya R. just… did the worm in the cafeteria

11🙋 Same4h ago
🪱

Diego F. just… walked into a glass door and got a standing ovation

14🙋 Same2h ago
🚪

Priya S. is… sneaking snacks in math class

6🙋 Same40m ago
🍫

Marcus D. just… faceplanted

10🙋 Same1h ago
🤕

Ava L. can’t stop… beatboxing in the library

5🙋 Same18m ago
🥁

Jonah K. is definitely NOT… tooting (this is a lie)

8🙋 Same3h ago
💨

Leo M. just… snored during a test

13🙋 Same6h ago
💤

Get closer, the silly way

Pokes, passed notes and secret besties. Still zero typing.

Poke wars

Pokes that bounce back and forth keep score. Everyone gets 20 sends a day, so make them count.

Passing notes

Pick one of today’s 8 notes and it folds itself. A fresh mix every day, from “Pizza this weekend?” to “Best friends? ✅ Yes ❌ No”.

Secret besties 🫶

Pick up to 3. They only find out if they pick you too. 🤫

No typing makes it quicker, easier and funnier.

Picked, never typed

Every bloop, poke and note comes from lists we write. There’s nothing to type, so there’s nothing to moderate.

Friends in person only

Add someone by scanning their QR code. Codes change every 5 minutes, so a screenshot posted online stops working fast.

Mute or block, quietly

Someone being a lot? Mute them for the day or block them. Nobody is told, either way.

20 sends a day

Pokes and notes come from one daily pool that refills at 4am. Bloops and hearts are unlimited.

Ready to bloop?

Bloopsie is coming soon to iPhone.

Download on the App Store Coming soon!